snapchatting:

*points at ur attention* give me that

(via yelizavetafer)

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

(via rupindre)

thernardier:

“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes

(Source: kawhoru, via maxterbate)

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”

(via notahoe)